Commander Keen walks forward onto the dead end road. All around him he hears the obnoxious noises of destruction. People actually get paid for ripping apart nature and building houses. How disturbing. Stupid government. . . Anyway, Commander Keen walks to the end of the road and finds "Ed's Used Spaceship Lot." There is a sale on the model "Bistromath." I guess that is what Keen will buy. That is, once he finds how much it is.


Look for Ed
Vandalize cars (fun, fun!)
Hotwire the Bistromath