It's the moment Keen's been waiting for his entire life- vandalizing the property
of an inferior being.  He runs inside a shack and comes out with a wrench.
	"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!"
	Mothers pull their frightened children closer to them as Commander Keen slams the
wrench onto a gray and brown ship.  The windshield shatters and the air bags pop out.
	Commander Keen looks around him.  Mothers are staring, covering their children's
eyes, Fathers are calling the police, and Grandparents are laughing like crazy.
	"I'm a, uh, air bag tester!" says Keen to everyone."This one's great.  The air bags
work fine."
	Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.  Fathers put down the phones and children open
their eyes only to see their Mother's hand still blocking their eyesight.  The policebeings
from before arrive.
	"Yo!" exclaims the first.
	"You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say can and will be used against
you in the court of law.  You have a right to an attorney. . ."  The second policebeing
continued mumbling very fast things.  When he was finished, Commander Keen had no clue what
was just said.
	"Huh?" he exclaims.
	The police handcuff him and throw him in jail, claiming he was part of the street
gang "Huh."