Commander Keen, defender of the Universe was working in his
backyard clubhouse, busily mounting X-14 lasers on his Bean-with-Bacon
Megarocket.  Now he could cause serious trouble with Mortimer and his
evil shikadi pals.  
	Keen hears his mom yell to him from the house."Dinner!"
	Keen yells back,"Just a minute, Mom!  I'm mounting gigantic 
lasers onto my interstellar starship!"
	"You're what!?!?!?!"
	"I mean, just a minute,"replies Keen.
	So, what're you gonna' do?