Commander Keen sets off to find Ed. After all, he'd like to be a good, lawabiding citizen rather than hotwire or vandalize something. He walks into a little shack. A really ugly guy looks up at him. "Howdy. I'm Ed. What the heck can I do for you?"he asks. "Actually, I was interested in buying a ship,"says Keen. "That's what they all say,"says Ed. "Probably 'cause that's what they mean,"says Keen."How much is the Bistromath?" "A mere 42 Kors,"says Ed. "Kors?" "Yeah, the money that we use around here." "I don't have that, but-"Commander Keen pulls something green from his pocket. "-I have American Money. It's just as good too. You can exchange it at the Foreign Currency Exchange." "What the heck is America?" Commander Keen had no idea who he was dealing with, but it was obviously someone very stupid. "It's the free country!"exclaims Commander Keen. "It is? I'll buy it!" exclaims the ugly guy. Commander keen mumbles something he'd rather not have the ugly guy hear, then walks out the door.


Vandalize cars (fun, fun!)
Hotwire the Bistromath