Keen just saved Earth. He complains that space heroes don't have to eat vegetables. His Mom says, "I'm sure Neil Armstrong never complained about HIS mashed potatoes." "Well, Neil Armstrong never traveled to Vorticon VI or saved the Earth" mumbles Billy. After another snide remark about his starch-laden foe, Billy was sent to bed. Right before going to sleep he mumbled, "Stupid potatoes."
He awakes to find his bed atop a hill, surrounded by potatoes with bayonets and helmets. "Captain Keen, we're here to arrest you." Keen grabs his helmet and Hyperpistol and puts them on. "First of all, spuds, that's Commander Keen. Second, who do you think you are?" "We are the Tater Troopers. Our king and boss, Boobus Tuber, brought you here with his dream machine come with us." He never got to finish his sentence. Several Bzzaps later, Keen pouted, "Aw darn, my hyperpistol's empty." But he set off anyway, to find the dream machine, and, more immediately, more charges.
[Keen Dreams Hints]
[Keen Dreams Points]
[Keen Dreams Cheats]
[Keen Dreams Warps]
[Keen Dreams Enemies]
This page created by Michael Wikoff, aka Michael Blaze. Last modified August 16, 1998.