Commander Keen looks at the path leading into the woods. Street Scum begins making immature chicken noises when he notices the nervous look on Keen's face. Commander Keen steps onto the right path, and begins walking down it. "Come on!" yells Keen. "It's safe." "I hope you're bloody right," says George. They begin following the trail. Their eyes are tested as the woods seem to become black and white; white being the light and black being the trees. Suddenly, the trail disappears. "Where the h*** did the trail go?" asks Street Scum. "Does anyone have a map?" "I had a map, but I kicked it into the river," says Paul, who somehow managed to find a video camera and was filming everyone with it. "Turn the camera off," says Keen. "This isn't The Blair Witch." "Oh yes it f****** is you stupid f*****!" yells back Paul. "Just turn the camera off," says Keen. "And don't be so cocky." "What the f*** is your f****** problem?" asks George. "Just turn the camera off. I don't need all this filmed," says Keen. "Come on, CK," says Ringo. "We'll look back on this later and laugh heartily." Suddenly a Bounder bounds up to them, it's eyeballs bound together. "Hi there!" it says. "I'm Bounder and I was just bounding away from the village, where someone put a bounty on me. I'm bound to get caught sometime unless I find a way to clear the Shadowlands Boundary." "Shadowlands Boundary?" asks Keen. "Shadows suck!" yells Street Scum, who is curled up in the fetal position for some reason. "Yes," says Bounder. "The Boundary of the Shadowlands. It's bound to be around here somewhere. If the bounders who want my bounty try to bound on over the boundary their bound to be shot and killed by the Head Hunters on the other side. Do you know which way it is?"


"South"
"West"
"North"
"East"