"I think its east," says Keen, pointing in the respectable direction. "Thanks!" says Bounder as he bounds away east. East just so happens to be the way to a championship game of Pong, and he is shot by himself out of boredom. "Ow," comments Paul. "That must hurt. I hope I'm never shot." "Me neither," says Street Scum. "Although I stay away from guns, so I should be okay." Street Scum then gets his finger bit off by a big green fish. "Ow!" yells Street Scum. Commander Keen looks at where the fish popped out of. There was a large river. The big green fish (a Dopefish, for those you who haven't figured that out yet) was swimming in circles, building up speed. It was getting ready to jump. What to do.


Wait for the fish to jump, then duck
Stand your ground
Hop in the water