You have won! Congats!

Q: What is an FAQ? A: You are obviously very stupid. An FAQ is Frequently Asked Questions. This is not a true FAQ, because no one asked me this stuff, but these are questions someone might ask. Q: Why is Supremo alive after turning to gooey liquid? A: Turning to gooey liquid doesn't kill him, it just makes him into a gooey liquid. Plus, he is a Shikadi Master. Therefore, he is invincible. Therefore, nothing kills him. Q: 42 Kors? A: 42 has a special meaning found in Douglas Adams' "The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy" book series. Kors aren't anything special. Q: Bistromath? A: Also from the Hitchhiker's' Books, Bistromath is the name of the ship that Slartibartfast flew. Q: Why Strawberry Fields? A: Keen was listening to "Strawberry Fields Forever," a sixties Beatles song. If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that he turned on sixties music before he went to sleep. Q: Were you dissin' "The Matrix?" A: No. I was more of paying tribute. "The Matrix" is the best movie of all time!!! Being followed by "Monty Python" of course. Q: Why doesn't anyone read the heading in the top of their browser? A: I was wondering the same thing. Q: Why is he reffered to as Billy Blaze and Commander Keen? A: He is only Commander Keen when he is wearing his helmet. Q: Do you dislike Channel 3? A: No. I don't even watch them. Q: So I've won and escaped from the spaceship? What happens now? A: Now you wait for that other guy to finish CKOA 2.


Restart CKOA (you have won! Congrats!)
Go to Main Page (You have won! Congrats!)