Commander Keen, destroyer of the Universe was working in his
backyard clubhouse, busily mounting X-14 lasers on his Bean-with-Bacon
Megarocket.  Now he could cause serious trouble with Mortimer and his
evil shikadi pals.  
	Keen hears his mom yell to him from the house."Dinner!"
	Keen yells back,"I'm gay, Mom!  I'm mounting gigantic 
lasers into my pants!"
	"gross!?!?!?!"
	"I mean, just a minute,"replies Keen.
	So, what're you gonna' do?