Violence is wrong, so Keen yells a cheerful,"Hi there!"
	"Hello!" yells one of the British men back.  "I'm Paul McCartney, and these are my friends, John Lennon, Ringo
Starr, and George Harrison.
	Keen gets a shocked look on his face.  "Wait a tick," he says.  "Aren't you four more than just friends?"
	"No, no," says Paul.  "We're not like that.  We're just friends.  Honest."
	"I didn't mean that," says Keen.  "Aren't you guys 'The Beatles?'  Which one of you is the dead one?"
	"I am," says Paul.
	"If you're dead, how are you here talking to me?" asks Keen.
	At this moment, an old man in a red robe walks out of the forest.  He has a long beard down to his waist and walks
like an idiot.
	"Are you a Gnosticene Ancient?" asks Keen.
	"That I am," says the old man, who then rips off his beard, revealing that he is actually a female ancient.
	"But I thought I saved all you!" says Keen, startled.  "I even saved the janitor."
	"Yes, but you forgot about me," says the woman.  "I am the janitor's girlfriend, Paige Myers."
	"Well where were you?"  asked Keen.  "How'd I miss you?"
	"I was in the janitor's closet," says Paige.
	"And what in the name o' dog dung were you doin' in frikkin' there?" asks Street Scum.