Why were there five people by his ship? Being eight years old, Keen has a wild imagination. Actually, he doesn't need that wild of an imagination to think that the people were evil, which he thinks. "What do you want?" asks Keen, raising his stick. "Come and get us, white trash!" yells Street Scum. "Shut up," says George. "He's going to hit us with the stick I think." "Oh, yeah," says Street Scum. "The kid's eight years old. He's really going to hurt us if he pokes us with a stick." Commander Keen hits Street Sum in the midsection with the stick and then swings the stick around and nails Street Scum in the side of the head. Street Scum falls down because it hurts. As he falls, he snatches the stick away from Keen and smashes the eight year old over the head with it. Keen falls to the ground. "Yea," says Street Scum. "That's what happens when the white man messes with the black man!" When you are eight years old, you cannot ride in the front seat because when your head hits the air bag, it breaks open and your brains go flying into the driver's hair. Unless you are the driver, but if you are eight I doubt you would go driving by yourself. Unless you are drunk. Therefore when eight year old kid genius, Billy Blaze was knocked over the head with a stick by a ganster, he was killed. A ganster packs more wallop than an air bag.

So remember, kids in the back seat!


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