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RocketJess Posts: 21 (4/2/04 11:10 am) 144.137.62.98 Reply \| Edit \| Del All	How much do Billy's parents know? Are they aware that their son is saving the galaxy on a regular basis? They know about Spot, of course, but do they know how he ended up with a Martian in his bedroom? If they do know, what do they think about it, and why did Keen have to zap them before he headed off to Gnosticus? (I expect they may well have found at the end of Episode 5, if they hadn't already...) This has been bugging me for a while... ^-^; RocketJess, blasting off again! The Dragonkeeper's Lair
LevelLord00 Vortininja Posts: 284 (4/2/04 11:29 am) 219.89.1.28 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: How much do Billy's parents know? 1.) They may know about spot, but I believe they called it a 'one eyed green thing' They did not appear to shocked at spots (Norps) arrival. Maybe they bought Billy's cover that he was an imported breed of jungle lizard. 2.) Being neurally stunned and left in the rain may have helped. 3.) I wonder what they think of 'that odd McMire boy"? 4.)Speaking of which, how much does Molly know? She Knew Keens identity, and that her brother was going to destroy the universe. Maybe she runs a little game on the side, babysitting vortibrats perhaps? "No one should be here" -Level Lord
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5406 (4/2/04 2:08 pm) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: How much do Billy's parents know? Heh, nice topic idea! "an imported breed of jungle lizard" That's great one UnFleex! I think Keen has said them about that, but maybe they think he just has good imagination. Well, he's only 8. Well, these lines are from Dreams story: "'I just saved the Earth, Mom,' said Billy. 'I don't have to eat vegetables.'" "'Sure, dear,' said Billy's mom. 'I bet Neil Armstrong never complained about HIS mashed potatoes.'" Sounds to me that her mom just nods and says "yes, sure". But a neural stunner blast right on your face might change the feeling a bit that "that boy is doing something special". Yeah, Keen to shoot her folks to get on adventure. :P Yeah, they probably don't like Mortimer - or it could be that Mortimer always when sees them acts annoyingly; being really polite and nice for Keen's parents, saying hello to Billy etc., but when Keen's parents look away he threaths Keen with the destruction of the Universe. Molly seems to know about his brother, you can clearly see that by reading Keen 6 ending story. Well, here's one thing she says: "'Oh,' said Molly. 'He said something about blowing up the entire universe or something. Well, let's get back home before your folks get home.'" I wonder is Molly the babysitter Keen always had? I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
XkyRauh2001 Mortimer's Right Hand Man Posts: 784 (4/2/04 7:54 pm) 67.94.116.143 Reply \| Edit \| Del	re: Keen as an everyday kid When Billy says he just saved earth, his folks probably think he's just joking around. There are lots of odd things Calvin says to his parents, and they just sorta shrug them off. After all, Billy IS just an eight year old boy with a big imagination. ;-) He stunned his parents before flying to Gnosticus because he didn't want them to see the inside of his workshop. It'd be a pretty safe bet that Keen keeps his B-w-B hidden from everyday sight, possibly with a false floor or something. Either way, he stunned his folks so they couldn't see him blasing off into space. Molly McMire seems to be the wildcard in the situation--she knows a bit about Mortimer's plans, and has seen enough of space to know that it's not just an overactive imagination. I'd guess that Billy's parents don't really suspect anything's out of the ordinary. We can never be sure, though--we don't even know what a Neural Stunner blast can do! :-) I can't think of any way to explain the Yorp, though... --Xky
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5413 (4/2/04 8:49 pm) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: Keen as an everyday kid That's exactly what I meant Xky but couldn't say it! Yes, they are probably kinda like Calvin's folks on that thing. Well, they came from somewhere where they had spent the evening, perhaps some drinks also? But well, probably they wouldn't forget that yorp - his mom got quite shocked - and they probably see Spot all the time. It's even outside their house in Keen 2.. (And you can spot Spot sleeping under tree in Keen 4 also.) I wonder what neighbours think? And does Billy's little sister or older brother know about that stuff? "Billy, what have you do with my helmet.. again?" Dunno on whose side Molly is (we can't know if she is brain-controlled by Mortimer), but she doesn't seem to care very much what happens to the Universe, "Hey, as long as his parents pay me some extra because I got captured by Aliens this time everythings ok!" I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
LevelLord00 Vortininja Posts: 296 (4/3/04 12:12 am) 219.88.58.54 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: Keen as an everyday kid *Quote:* "an imported breed of jungle lizard" That's great one UnFleex Andy, you must be confusing me with someone else, I'm RocketJess, UNFLEEXABLE made ModKeen remember? *Quote:* Dunno on whose side Molly is (we can't know if she is brain-controlled by Mortimer), The lack of a mind belt suggests she's not brainwashed. *Quote:* There are lots of odd things Calvin says to his parents, and they just sorta shrug them off. The same parents who get depressed at the very sight of him and burst into hysterical laughter when he wore glasses? *Quote:* I wonder is Molly the babysitter Keen always had? Well there was Jessica, but having a vacum cleaner launch her into the next stae kinda made sure that no one else volunteered to take her place. *Quote:* we don't even know what a Neural Stunner blast can do! :-) I do, I tried to rob Villian Technologies once. Belive me, I lost most of my school year. "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1649 (4/3/04 12:38 am) 203.213.53.81 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: Keen as an everyday kid *Quote:* "an imported breed of jungle lizard" That's great one UnFleex yeah, i like you too keenrush! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
RocketJess Posts: 22 (4/3/04 12:49 am) 144.137.62.98 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: Keen as an everyday kid *Quote:* Andy, you must be confusing me with someone else, I'm RocketJess, UNFLEEXABLE made ModKeen remember? Um, excuse me, what do you mean by that? You are certainly not me. Why are you saying you are? Some of the ideas in this topic are pretty interesting. I've been a bit suspicious of Molly myself, actually. I say she's in with Morty on this. Maybe of her own will, maybe not, but she's in on it. *Quote:* Well there was Jessica, but having a vacum cleaner launch her into the next stae kinda made sure that no one else volunteered to take her place. Heh, I can just imagine that happening... I certainly wouldn't want to be using a vacuum cleaner that's been "heavily modified" to be used for propelling a spaceship... RocketJess, blasting off again! The Dragonkeeper's Lair
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1650 (4/3/04 1:35 am) 203.213.57.208 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: Keen as an everyday kid *Quote:* Um, excuse me, what do you mean by that? You are certainly not me. Why are you saying you are? don't take him seriously jess, if you've noticed, levelord was acting like a crazed lunatic; poking fun at keenrush calling levellord by MY nickname. > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
XkyRauh2001 Mortimer's Right Hand Man Posts: 787 (4/3/04 3:00 am) 67.94.116.143 Reply \| Edit \| Del	re: confusion RocketJess: Look at the 2nd post in this topic--LevelLord wrote it. Look at the 3rd post in the topic--KeenRush responded to LevelLord's idea by saying "That's great one Unfleex!" which was a mistake. So LevelLord responded by calling KeenRush Andy, herself RocketJess, and then implying that Unfleexable (rather than Andy) was the author of ModKeen. It was all a joke--sorry you got upset. Having Molly be a mole for Mortimer would be... interesting. :-) Perhaps a little too seedy and dark for the Keen universe, but still an interesting idea. --Xky
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5415 (4/3/04 5:14 am) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: confusion Don't mind about levellord, she was an eye-witness and saw what Mortimer did to one that was on his way.. Her mind will never be the same.. Oh, and sorry, how I always mess up some names! Well, I've confused Grelphy's and some other names as well etc.. Yes. Agree with you Rocket that this topic is interesting. I've feeling that Molly can be in this (I think it's pretty cool idea for iD to have her in the game). Probably in the Universe is Toast we will see what.. And well, weren't mind-belts (whatever they are) destroyed in Keen 3? Well, they were destroyed as surely as Mortimer. So, I have a feeling they are still in the case. Maybe Mort is weaker using them, but he will surely gather strength.. "Perhaps a little too seedy and dark for the Keen universe" Not at all Xky. It's about the destiny of the whole Universe, there has been shocking surprises and other cool stuff before as well! Wow, that vacuum-cleaner stuff is great, UnFleex! I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++. Edited by: KeenRush at: 4/3/04 5:15 am
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1662 (4/3/04 5:34 am) 203.213.60.43 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: confusion *Quote:* Wow, that vacuum-cleaner stuff is great, UnFleex! i have no idea what you are talking about!? Speaking of vacuum cleaners, my mum just bought a new vacuum cleaner about two or three hours ago I swear! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
Ilsoap Flect Posts: 912 (4/3/04 6:22 am) 24.67.253.204 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: confusion This would be a good plotline question to be answered in UIT. And if there was ever the opportunity for multi-player mode, Molly would be an interesting addition. http://www.screenhog.com/
RocketJess Posts: 24 (4/3/04 6:35 am) 144.137.62.98 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: confusion Multiplayer mode would be good. I say we should get Princess Lindsey and maybe Spot as playable characters. That'd be cool. ^-^ Sorry for getting upset. I haven't been around here long enough to know the rest of it was a joke too... RocketJess, blasting off again! The Dragonkeeper's Lair
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5420 (4/3/04 7:26 am) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: confusion Ah, yeah.. Multiplayer would be awesome! imagines playing as Gnosticine Ancient Oh, and UnFleex, that was a joke, because I first meant LL and accidentally wrote your name, now I did it again on purpose as a joke. And dunno is this amazing coincidence or not, my folks bought a new vacuum cleaner two weeks ago and throw the good olde cleaner away that had served them ~20 years.. I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++. Edited by: KeenRush at: 4/3/04 7:33 am
XkyRauh2001 Mortimer's Right Hand Man Posts: 788 (4/3/04 7:34 am) 67.94.116.143 Reply \| Edit \| Del	re: multiplayer Xky, playing as a Blooguard, sneaks up behind KeenRush, playing as the Gnosticene Ancient, and gives him a good clubbing muahahaha April fool's day is long since over, guys--we should quit kidding around and straighten ourselves out. :-) I was under the impression that Billy's older brother was more college-age, or at least late highschool. Where do you guys place him? --Xky
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5423 (4/3/04 8:11 am) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: multiplayer Aaargh, you're gonna pay this Xky! sends Xky a box that has "DANGER" and "DON'T OPEN" written on its side "we should quit kidding around and straighten ourselves out. :-)" No way Xky, never! :P Ok. Back to the topic. Well, Billy's brother. He is at least in high school, probably ended it and searching a flat of his own. Something 18 or something. He seems to play football. Probably very good at it, probably has Keen's jumping and running skills. Well, I think he's the kind of guy that doesn't spend much time home (or then he is h4xx0r1ngh all the time in the basement and that's why we never see him). I think he's like Keen in some things; like friendly, helpful, would save the Universe if necessary etc., but different in school stuff. I bet he's really gifted and smart as well, but don't study much or not so interested about it. He prefers more spending the day on beach surfin' than reading works of Kant (hmmm, I don't like his writings).. But when it's exam time, he just enters them without reading before and gets some A+++s. So, in a nut shell: Smart guy that prefers more being football start than working to find a cure for cancer.. It would be really cool to play as Keen's bro sometime.. grabs a pogo and jumps out of the window I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
LevelLord00 Vortininja Posts: 308 (4/3/04 10:49 am) 219.89.1.159 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: multiplayer *Quote:* I've been a bit suspicious of Molly myself, actually. I say she's in with Morty on this. Maybe of her own will, maybe not, but she's in on it. Maybe, on the other hand... Molly Mcmire is an ordinary woman living in an ordinary house in an everyday suburb, but, when her boyfriends asleep, and Billy's in bed she puts on her brothers football helmet and transforms into: Electra Firefly - Baybysitter from earth! In her ship the Miss Behaved Electra Firefly dispences early bedtimes with an iron hand! *Quote:* Don't mind about levellord, she was an eye-witness and saw what Mortimer did to one that was on his way.. Her mind will never be the same.. What on earth are you talking about? (Master Mort, he knows to much...kill? Kill.) *Quote:* "Perhaps a little too seedy and dark for the Keen universe" Ahh alien skin mags, now they'll make you sick! *Quote:* Wow, that vacuum-cleaner stuff is great, UnFleex! Don't mntion it Mort, BTW Seen Molly? she seemed to have been anoyed be my last post. *Quote:* Xky, playing as a Blooguard, sneaks up behind KeenRush, playing as the Gnosticene Ancient, and gives him a good clubbing muahahaha April fool's day is long since over, guys--we should quit kidding around and straighten ourselves out. :-) Straightens Xky out *Quote:* So, in a nut shell: Smart guy that prefers more being football start than working to find a cure for cancer.. A cure for cancer and a polyvariate dimensional search engine. (Someone had to teach Keen Quantum mechanics.) *Quote:* grabs a pogo and jumps out of the window * Flattens Spot (Andy) and is modded into a meep for his misdeed. Well this post is gettin a bit long, c ya! LevelJess blasting off again! "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1667 (4/4/04 1:36 am) 203.213.62.203 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: multiplayer *Quote:* And dunno is this amazing coincidence or not, my folks bought a new vacuum cleaner two weeks ago and throw the good olde cleaner away that had served them ~20 years.. my house is full of old appliances. there's appliances in my house so old that they've probably been around since before i was born. refrigerator, vacuum cleaner, washing machine, microwave, television, computer, kid's beds, videos etc. BTW, Keen's brother is also a superhero... he hasn't appeared in any of the 8 games for a reason... And also... Mortimer McMire doesn't exist either, that helmet at the end of keen 5 could have been Molly McMire's Helmet!Which explains why Molly didn't over-react to Mortimer's plan to destroy the universe! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 319 (4/4/04 4:23 am) 219.88.57.52 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: multiplayer *Quote:* Which explains why Molly didn't over-react to Mortimer's plan to destroy the universe! 1.) Too many tequilas will do that to you. 2.) If Mort did destroy it she'd be arch ruler. *Quote:* that helmet at the end of keen 5 could have been Molly McMire's Helmet! Do you know what a helmet can do to your hair! *Quote:* Keen's brother is also a superhero Quote: "Whats this note doing in Billy's room? Gasp It written by my arch nemises Molly Mcmire a.k.a The Eiffenschuit! Gasp she want to destroy the universe! This is a job for 'Commander Conquer!'" *Quote:* my house is full of old appliances Anyone want a phonograph? (No kidding.) "No one should be here" -Level Lord
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5434 (4/4/04 8:05 am) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: multiplayer Heh, hmmm, that would be pretty interesting twist in the story. But what about the Mortimer that had bullied Keen in school then? Another robot? I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 331 (4/4/04 10:16 am) 219.89.1.50 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: multiplayer " Android 314 stared whistfully at his latest creation. Keen had almost destroyed him, he had lost his arm and an eye. His creator had abandoned him, but now he would have revenge. 'I may not look like my master, but he will' he cackled. 314 sent the signal to activate. The android awoke, his mortimerish features clearly visible. 'What is your mission' '2 b\|_\|\|_\|_y Bi\|_\|_y B\|_@zE' 'What is your designation?" '\|<EE\|\\|R\|_\|5\|-\| ' 'Excellent.'" "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1677 (4/4/04 10:26 am) 203.213.63.79 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: multiplayer *Quote:* Do you know what a helmet can do to your hair! Molly might be wearing a wig? made of Volte-Face hair! so, when keen takes off his helmet his hair looks perfectly normal? Helmets can't possibly mess your hair THAT much now could it? > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5443 (4/4/04 6:43 pm) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	¨^~^ \|_ 3 \/ 3 \|_ \|_ 0 \|". \|) _ 1 5 _ 1 \|\\| 5 4 \|\\| 3 ^ L0L @ LL Thank you very much. I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
CommanderSpleen Vortininja Posts: 248 (4/5/04 12:00 pm) 203.221.144.45 Reply \| Edit \| Del	\|\\| 0 _ \|< \| \| \|) \|) \| \|\\| (, ! I get stranded away from the PCKB for one weekend and everyone goes insane. --- I really have no clue what Billy's parents must think. They seemed to handle the 'one-eyed green thing' situation without freaking out too much... or at all... which is scary. Perhaps they're from space too? Perhaps Billy is as well, but doesn't know it yet. Could make for some interesting modding twists... One thing that really bothered me about the plotline is that Keen's exploration of Mars coincided a bit too well with the imminent destruction of Earth. I mean, what if Keen hadn't been there to stop Mortimer? The Earth would have been disintigrated back in 1990! It's all a bit too convenient... And what of the fact that the Vorticons had the ability to destroy the Earth any time they felt like it!? Flick a lever, the place erupts like so much toothpaste. But 10 Vorticons in the one place couldn't think to carry out such a simple task! Is this all just a prank Mort's pulling? Intergallactic bullying in which the rest of the Universe is just a tool for psychological torment against one eight-year-old genius? Or is he a lot less intelligent than we all think? It all stinks of anti-conspiracy, if you ask me... --Xky ö Cave assectatorem Ductoris Alacris ö "Keep thy heart (imagination) with all diligence, for out of it are the issues of life." Proverbs 4:23 JimSoft Lair http://jimsoftlair.tripod.com/ Edited by: CommanderSpleen at: 4/5/04 12:00 pm
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5448 (4/5/04 1:55 pm) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	(, 0 0 \|) _ \|_ 0 0 \|< \| \|\\| (, _ ´\|´ 3 >< ´\|´ . . . "I really have no clue what Billy's parents must think. They seemed to handle the 'one-eyed green thing' situation without freaking out too much... or at all... which is scary. Perhaps they're from space too? Perhaps Billy is as well, but doesn't know it yet. Could make for some interesting modding twists..." Yes.. That would be really interesting idea. Yes.. I've thought about this as well. First horrified scream "WHAT IS THIS...." and then just ok, we'll discuss about that later, you get some rest now, son.. Really strange.. What if: 1. Mortimer isn't human at all, not from planet earth and is something creature thousands of years old. 2. It's just some his plan to ruin some kid's life totally. First he selected a victim, then made him somehow really smart and super hero, and acted like he would lose and so on.. Replaced his parents and everyone else the kid has ever seen with some bots and so on.. 3. And Keen is this kid. 4. Sooner or later Grand Intellect gets bored playing with this super hero toy and destroys him completely. I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 348 (4/6/04 7:44 am) 219.88.58.53 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \|<33\|\\|\|".\|_\|5\|-\| 15 (\|".42Y *Quote:* \|\\| 0 _ \|< \| \| \|) \|) \| \|\\| (, ! Isn't this misspelled? I really have no clue what Billy's parents must think. They seemed to handle the 'one-eyed green thing' situation without freaking out too much... or at all... which is scary. Perhaps they're from space too? Perhaps Billy is as well, but doesn't know it yet. Could make for some interesting modding twists ... Perhaps, but then I don't think Keens brother would act so nonchalant, Keen would've found out (DNA analysis is nothing to him.) and his parents wouldn't stand around being neuralised. *Quote:* One thing that really bothered me about the plotline is that Keen's exploration of Mars coincided a bit too well with the imminent destruction of Earth. I mean, what if Keen hadn't been there to stop Mortimer? The Earth would have been disintigrated back in 1990! It's all a bit too convenient... On the other hand, maybe Mort wanted Keen out of the picture. If Keen were on earth he would have used his fission cannon to stop Mort in his tracks. *Quote:* And what of the fact that the Vorticons had the ability to destroy the Earth any time they felt like it!? Flick a lever, the place erupts like so much toothpaste. But 10 Vorticons in the one place couldn't think to carry out such a simple task! These are the same Vorticons who said something along the lines of "Thanks for not killing...all of us Keen! Have a medal.) I'm afraid Vorticons aren't very smart. And as Mort said himself: "Minions that can make decisions will eventually decide to kill you." *Quote:* Is this all just a prank Mort's pulling? Intergallactic bullying in which the rest of the Universe is just a tool for psychological torment against one eight-year-old genius? Or is he a lot less intelligent than we all think? Mort is inteligent, just too focused. He obviously comes up with backup plans, but is too locked onto one objective to notice that he's made some minor mistakes. (' Scan the exhaust vent? Who the hell would dare board the omegamatic?!') *Quote:* 1. Mortimer isn't human at all, not from planet earth and is something creature thousands of years old. I doubt it, age brings wisdom and consideration. Mort rushes in and crushes everyone. 1'000 year old mages are only in peoples imagination. *Quote:* 2. It's just some his plan to ruin some kid's life totally. First he selected a victim, then made him somehow really smart and super hero, and acted like he would lose and so on.. Replaced his parents and everyone else the kid has ever seen with some bots and so on.. 3. And Keen is this kid. And what about the rest of the universe? Mort seems to have done a good job ruining Keens life already. Keen would soon discover any 'bots surrounding him. *Quote:* 4. Sooner or later Grand Intellect gets bored playing with this super hero toy and destroys him completely. Yes, I tire of KeenRush's pitiful antics. I think I'll disintergrate him. On the other hand, I could start working on Bill Gates... "No one should be here" -Level Lord
thenewmoonsidianX Vortininja Posts: 270 (4/6/04 12:45 pm) 63.164.140.71 Reply \| Edit \| Del	\/\/ \|-\| Y R \/\/3 \|_\|51\|\\|(, L33T3rSp34k ? \|_ 0 \|_ This is an interesting topic that grew quickly, and it's a shame I didn't get in on it earlier, because all the interesting things that could be said have been said
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5453 (4/6/04 3:50 pm) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	T00 BU5Y F0R 4NY7H1N6 C00L3R That was kinda joke and I'm not very funny.. What I really think is kinda just like the Keen stories say and what we can find from the games. They are both some genius kids, Mort can't defeat Keen (at least easily) and probably Mort just wanted to get Keen out of the way in the first episode. (I know, that isn't said in the story, but I think so..) I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
CommanderSpleen Vortininja Posts: 250 (4/6/04 4:11 pm) 203.220.175.152 Reply \| Edit \| Del	\/\/ \|-\| 0 _ /\ \|". 3 _ Y 0\|_\| _ '\|' 0 _ /\ 5 \|< ? & *Quote:* all the interesting things that could be said have been said "Everything that can be invented has been invented." -Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899. "640k is enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (on behalf of LevelLord), 1981 You'll choke on those words! tries to think of something interesting... dies --- *Quote:* Isn't [\|\\| 0 _ \|< \| \| \|) \|) \| \|\\| (, !] misspelled? Argh! You're right! slaps self in forehead I mean... uhh... damn Villain Technologies Dictaphone/Nuclear-Reactor-In-A-Box 2in1! bashes said device, startled as beeping erupts... talks device into not melting down... breathes sigh of relief as beeping stops and nothing explodes *Quote:* his parents wouldn't stand around being neuralised. Well, you're right there... it is rather terrestrial to remain susceptible to a neural blast... especially if you're posing as the parents of an ultra-genius kid. Fine. Way to shoot down my theories. I'm not adept at probing the minds of intergalactic megalomaniacs. Instead of offering a rebuttal, I'm gonna pick on your grammar: *Quote:* "Thanks for not killing...all of us Keen! Have a medal.) So there! >Commander Spleen P.S. I wonder how many noticed my contribution to the running joke earlier in this post. --Xky ö Cave assectatorem Ductoris Alacris ö "Keep thy heart (imagination) with all diligence, for out of it are the issues of life." Proverbs 4:23 JimSoft Lair http://jimsoftlair.tripod.com/
thenewmoonsidianX Vortininja Posts: 272 (4/6/04 11:34 pm) 63.164.140.71 Reply \| Edit \| Del	'\|' \|-\| 1 5 _ 15 _ (, 3 '\|' '\|' 1 \|\\| (, _ 51\|_ \|_ Y This topic is getting out of hand. I HEREBY CLOSE THIS TOPIC! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (brief pause before thenewmoonsidianX is pummeled by a random mob)
RocketJess Posts: 29 (4/7/04 1:09 am) 144.137.62.98 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: '\|' \|-\| 1 5 _ 15 _ (, 3 '\|' '\|' 1 \|\\| (, _ 51\|_ \| Wow, I'm not sure if I've ever started a topic this successful! ^-^ RocketJess, blasting off again! The Dragonkeeper's Lair
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 358 (4/7/04 11:06 am) 219.89.1.191 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \|".0(\|<3'\|' j355 \|".0(\|<5! \|".0XX04 *Quote:* This topic is getting out of hand. * Wipes blood off shoe * *Quote:* P.S. I wonder how many noticed my contribution to the running joke earlier in this post. Me *Quote:* Fine. Way to shoot down my theories. I'm not adept at probing the minds of intergalactic megalomaniacs. Instead of offering a rebuttal, I'm gonna pick on your grammar: So says the \|_3'\|'3\|". writer. Anyone actually have the 574\|\\|\|)4\|".\|) alphabet for \|_3773\|". 73><7? *Quote:* I mean... uhh... damn Villain Technologies Dictaphone/Nuclear-Reactor-In-A-Box 2in1! * Pushes the button, sets off a dozen microexplosies in Spleens brain. -10IQ! score! * tries to think of something interesting... dies "I think there is a market for maybe only 5 personal computers." Head of IBM-1973 *Quote:* "640k is enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (on behalf of LevelLord), 1981 Mr CommanderSpleen Mr Gates would like to inform you that your comments made on this board have resulted in loss of business. As such Mr Gates is now the 2nd richest man in the world. This is defamation. Earlier you also attributed a comment made by Mr Gates to an anonomys person known as Levellord who's views do not coincide with those of Mr Gates or Microsoft. This attribution is not only defamatory but also a lie. See you in court. Do not attempt to contact the user Levelord as she is aiding us in our investigation. You have also made a threat against the lives of Mr Gates and Levellord expressing you desire that they be asphyixiated. This will also be investigated. Yours, Mike Rowe-Sovt *Quote:* This is an interesting topic that grew quickly, and it's a shame I didn't get in on it earlier, because all the interesting things that could be said have been said Are you kidding?! Get in now, we're in full swing. For instance, ever noticed how alike Mort and Keen are, are they related? Is Mort Keens evil twin, sent up for adoption when he incinerated his crib one too many times? Is doctor Villian Morts older brother? Father? Cousin? Creator? Son? Mort from the future? or- * Splatterbang! * " Attention user, you have made an illegal operation with your Villian Technologies combined evil supercomputer and bun warmer. This action and user have been terminated. Please reboot and have a rotten day!" "Please refil your Cookie cutter (TM) microexplosive internal implant capsule. It is empty." "No one should be here" -Level Lord Edited by: LevelLord00 at: 4/7/04 11:14 am
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1685 (4/8/04 10:36 am) 203.213.56.185 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \|".0(\|<3'\|' j355 \|".0(\|<5! \|".0XX04 I saw a number plate today which looked a little something like this... UIT*384 I wish that 8 was a 1 though... > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
CommanderSpleen Vortininja Posts: 253 (4/8/04 12:18 pm) 203.221.144.112 Reply \| Edit \| Del	\|".0XX04? =(:/)- *Quote:* This topic is getting out of hand. *Quote:* * Wipes blood off shoe * wipes blood off mouth, hands and knee... collects in glass... consumes among chants of "Scull, scull!" ... misunderstands chants, kicks Moonsidian's head... gathers more blood into glass... consumes among chants of "Scull, scull!"... once more misunderstands... gathers blood from more skulls... consumes among less chants of "Scull, scull!" *Quote:* * Pushes the button, sets off a dozen microexplosies in Spleens brain. -10IQ! score! * Me lose brain? Uh, oh! *Quote:* Mr CommanderSpleen Mr CommanderSpleen? MR!? That's Commander Spleen, Divine Representative of the Spleen, Lord and Master of Everyone's Right Elbow to you! *Quote:* See you in court. hides out on the dark side of Mars until situation blows over thinks, "I sure hope they don't read my gestures." *Quote:* Wow, I'm not sure if I've ever started a topic this successful! ^-^ applauds, at first enthusiastically, soon sarcastically and at something else thinks, "No one should be here" ... picks Villain Technologies Subliminal Implant Remote Coffee Massage Device from behind ear... wonders how such a piece of equipment the size of a refrigerator could have escaped awareness for so long... *Quote:* For instance, ever noticed how alike Mort and Keen are, are they related? Is Mort Keens evil twin, sent up for adoption when he incinerated his crib one too many times? Is doctor Villian Morts older brother? Father? Cousin? Creator? Son? Mort from the future? or- -his own grandfather? Could Spot be one of Mort's android doubles, sent to destroy Keen's backyard clubhouse when he's least expecting it? Could Billy and Mort be characters from a computer game, existing only in the overactive imaginations of its most loyal fans? Nah... *Quote:* I saw a number plate today which looked a little something like this... UIT384 Aha. I was wondering why I'd been seeing less RVN (Riven) and 333 numberplates lately--I'm now meant to be searching for UIT and 314 plates. There have been a lot of SPL(een) plates turning up, but I can't imagine how many UITs and 314s have eluded my awareness. Cheers for the unwitting insight, Unfleex! >Commander Spleen ö Cave assectatorem Ductoris Alacris ö "Keep thy heart (imagination) with all diligence, for out of it are the issues of life." Proverbs 4:23 JimSoft Lair http://jimsoftlair.tripod.com/ Edited by: CommanderSpleen at: 4/8/04 12:24 pm*
thenewmoonsidianX Vortininja Posts: 275 (4/8/04 3:40 pm) 63.164.140.71 Reply \| Edit \| Del	\/\/3 \|-\|4\/3 \|_05"\|" 1"\|" the new moonsidian X gets out tank and blows up this topic the new moonsidian X pummeled again
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5467 (4/8/04 4:38 pm) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \/\/3 \|-\|4\/3 \|_05"\|" 1"\|" "Could Spot be one of Mort's android doubles, sent to destroy Keen's backyard clubhouse when he's least expecting it?" Hmmm, that's pretty interesting. Could be.... I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1687 (4/8/04 9:15 pm) 203.213.80.16 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \/\/3 \|-\|4\/3 \|_05"\|" 1"\|" well spot hasn't anything wrong now has he? > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 372 (4/9/04 10:02 am) 219.88.58.21 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \/\/3 \|-\|4\/3 \|_05"\|" 1"\|" *Quote:* *Quote:* I saw a number plate today which looked a little something like this... [/quote] My friend Marty haz the plate KEEN314, (its a personalized plate.) *Quote:* wipes blood off mouth, hands and knee... collects in glass... consumes among chants of "Scull, scull!" ... misunderstands chants, kicks Moonsidian's head... gathers more blood into glass... consumes among chants of "Scull, scull!"... once more misunderstands... gathers blood from more skulls... consumes among less chants of "Scull, scull!" * The ancient and verable society of vampires changes its name to the ancient and venerable society of nospleen. * *Quote:* Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Why me laugh? *Quote:* That's Commander Spleen, Divine Representative of the Spleen, Lord and Master of Everyone's Right Elbow to you! HA! Bow to Levelord! Supreme accolade of the Liver and Master of everyones right ventricle! *Quote:* hides out on the dark side of Mars until situation blows over No Spleen, stay away from that space probe! NO! Don't do that! Oh great, now they think there's liqid water! *Quote:* thinks, "I sure hope they don't read my gestures." Mr Spleen, As you have chosen to evade your impending court appearence, we have been forced to issue an arrest warrant, prepare for your arrest as soon as Microsoft has replaced the atmosphere of Mars with oxygen. *Quote:* wonders how such a piece of equipment the size of a refrigerator could have escaped awareness for so long That is a refrigerator. Cookie cutters are microscopic supersonic explosives, just one of a range of our nano implants. Buy yours today!- Villian technologies. *Quote:* applauds, at first enthusiastically, soon sarcastically and at something else * Picks herself off floor, wipes blood off face, notes that standing next to Spleen when he applauds a funeral prosession. * *Quote:* his own grandfather? " Attention user, you have made an illegal operation with your Villian Technologies combined evil supercomputer and bun warmer. This action and user have been terminated. Please reboot and have a rotten day!" "Please refil your Cookie cutter (TM) microexplosive internal implant capsule. It is empty." *Quote:* Could Spot be one of Mort's android doubles, sent to destroy Keen's backyard clubhouse when he's least expecting it? <Unit \|\\|0\|".P sabotage program active. Tree sighted... Running....leg cocked.... *Quote:* Could Billy and Mort be characters from a computer game, existing only in the overactive imaginations of its most loyal fans? "Okay, I guess this guy calls himself Spleen. Well as long as I'm in here I'd better see what else I'm sharing this mind with. OOooh! here's something, 'Spleen's personality' eh? Well lets take a pee- " *Quote:* SPL(een) Also look out for, XKY, LVL, FLX, and KRH. *Quote:* the new moonsidian X gets out tank and blows up this topic the new moonsidian X pummeled again * Adds her blood to moonsidian's corpse. * * Corpse rgenerates. * Presenting the new improved MoonLord X! Bwahahaha! "No one should be here" -Level Lord
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5471 (4/9/04 10:36 am) 81.209.126.58 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \/\/3 \|-\|4\/3 \|_05"\|" 1"\|" Ok.. Take some break guys.. "KEEN314" That's pretty cool! I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1708 (4/9/04 10:58 am) 203.213.58.78 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \/\/3 \|-\|4\/3 \|_05"\|" 1"\|" that'd be shweet... > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 387 (4/10/04 11:27 am) 210.86.45.245 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B3\|". P\|_@'\|'35 Do you have personalized plates over there? "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1742 (4/10/04 10:29 pm) 203.213.63.184 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B3\|". P\|_@'\|'35 my mum's got a personalised plate, my dad doesn't care too much about personalised plates though, although it seems that my dad's number plates are always being stolen! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 408 (4/11/04 9:23 am) 219.89.1.58 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B3\|". P\|_@'\|'35 "Yes! At last! The elusive PR 8445 is mine! My collection is complete!" "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1774 (4/11/04 11:34 am) 203.213.58.60 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B3\|". P\|_@'\|'35 Actually my dad's number plate is... Connection with server was lost > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
thenewmoonsidianX Vortininja Posts: 277 (4/12/04 9:51 pm) 63.164.140.71 Reply \| Edit \| Del	\/\/\|-\|0 (4\|"35 4\|,0\|_\|"\|" \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B3\|&q While we're off-topic.... THE UNOFFICIAL KEEN GAMES FORUM IS GONE!!!!!!!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 453 (4/13/04 1:17 am) 219.89.1.118 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \/\/\|-\|0 (4\|"35 4\|,0\|_\|"\|" \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B Aieeeee! *Quote:* \/\/\|-\|0 (4\|"35 4\|,0\|_\|"\|" \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B3\|&q = who cares alolrr numbei&q? Does anyone have the standard font for '\|'3><'\|'? "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1812 (4/13/04 1:19 am) 203.213.62.168 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \/\/\|-\|0 (4\|"35 4\|,0\|_\|"\|" \|\\|\|_\|\|\/\|B *Quote:* THE UNOFFICIAL KEEN GAMES FORUM IS GONE!!!!!!! uhhh... I didn't do it... HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF IT! Runs away > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 455 (4/13/04 1:28 am) 219.89.1.118 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \| '\|'\|-\|\|\|\\|\|< '\|'\|-\|3 F0\|".\|_\|\|\/\|5 B4(\|<! * Catches UNFLEEX, returns stolen forum. * "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1818 (4/13/04 1:34 am) 203.213.62.168 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \| '\|'\|-\|\|\|\\|\|< '\|'\|-\|3 F0\|".\|_\|\|\/\|5 B4(\|<! UnFleexy steals the Unofficial Keen Forums again! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 462 (4/13/04 1:40 pm) 210.86.45.234 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \| '\|'\|-\|\|\|\\|\|< '\|'\|-\|3 F0\|".\|_\|\|\/\|5 B4(\|<! * Levellord gives chase, Unfleex takes chase. Both realise they're off topic and are killed by KeenRush's drones * "No one should be here" -Level Lord
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5538 (4/13/04 2:28 pm) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: \| '\|'\|-\|\|\|\\|\|< '\|'\|-\|3 F0\|".\|_\|\|\/\|5 B4(\|<! * KeenRush was just going to kill you (LL & Fleex), but the drones did the job. Good job! * I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++. Edited by: KeenRush at: 4/13/04 2:29 pm
CommanderSpleen Vortininja Posts: 273 (4/13/04 2:52 pm) 203.220.174.102 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Nuke 'em! (Nuke 'em... nuke 'em... nuke 'em...) enters chaotic interchange fresh from 4-hour session of Starcraft... cruises in with Science Vessel, two platoons of Wraiths and a Ghost... cloaks... wipes out KR's dromes... irradiates Unfleex... Nukes the hell out of LL >Commander Spleen ö Cave assectatorem Ductoris Alacris ö "If a sign reads "You Are Here" and nobody's around to read it, is it lying?" - You JimSoft Lair http://jimsoftlair.tripod.com/
thenewmoonsidianX Vortininja Posts: 279 (4/13/04 8:50 pm) 63.164.140.71 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Nuke 'em! (Nuke 'em... nuke 'em... nuke 'em...) *Quote:* who cares alolrr numbei&q? I said: WHO CARES ABOUT NUMBER PLATES? My keyboard got out of control. It has a mind of it's own, you know. thenewmoonsidianX punches everybody in the jaw and goes to return the stolen forum right before falling down a manhole, Unfleexable eats everybody alive and blows up the world with a bag of gunpowder the size of an 880-ton human, ominous GAME OVER letters appear out of nowhere
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 aka Silly the Ghost Posts: 1831 (4/14/04 12:11 am) 203.213.57.161 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Nuke 'em! (Nuke 'em... nuke 'em... nuke 'em...) *Quote:* Unfleexable eats everybody alive Awww... I don't eat forum members... I eat delicious beef patties... marinated chicken... chicken hearts... {gargle} > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 479 (4/14/04 10:29 am) 219.89.1.14 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Nuke 'em! (Nuke 'em... nuke 'em... nuke 'em...) * LL finds odd shaped organ, pulls on it, Unfleex dies of hernia, everyone else choke to death. * NEW GAME? Y/N "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 Commodore Postpostpost Posts: 1858 (4/15/04 1:51 am) 203.213.61.177 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Nuke 'em! (Nuke 'em... nuke 'em... nuke 'em...) UnFleexy presses Y in anticipation! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 503 (4/15/04 2:15 am) 219.88.57.96 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Loading Level 1 * LL and Unfleex find themselves standing in a room * LL: Okay then, that was odd, what do we do now? UF: Ummmm, shoot each other? LL: Okay, well- hey, whose that? KeenRush: * Brandishing shotgun * I believe we were about to get back on topic... LL: Uh, right erm, Billy's parents know everything! "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 Commodore Postpostpost Posts: 1862 (4/15/04 3:33 am) 203.213.61.177 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Level 2 Level 1 Completed! Loading Level 2... Map too tall! Please purchase Levels 2-1000 for the measley price of $9.95 each! Thank you for playing! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 518 (4/15/04 8:22 am) 219.88.58.52 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Level 2 * Please enclose email, adress and phone number with signature and credit card. * Done! * Not enough free memory! * "No one should be here" -Level Lord
CommanderSpleen Vortininja Posts: 289 (4/15/04 11:39 am) 203.221.144.4 Reply \| Edit \| Del	There is no Esc... attempts to shut down game: clicks MENU, then EXIT receives error message: "Microsoft Windows does not have sufficient free memory to shut down this program." shouts, "Why must you torment me so!!?" receives response: "Because you broke my trike!" >Commander Spleen ö Cave assectatorem Ductoris Alacris ö "The universe truly seems to be set up as a platform for the actualization of our deepest and most heartfelt aspirations. It is a dynamic system propelled by nothing less than the constant flow of small miracles. But there is a catch. The universe is built to respond to our consciousness, but it will give back to us only the level of quality we put in." - James Redfield: The Celestine Vision JimSoft Lair http://jimsoftlair.tripod.com/
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 543 (4/15/04 10:45 pm) 219.88.57.61 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Lets see, catril, alt pigdin, theres no ant key! Look! I found the game settings! Settings "No one should be here" -Level Lord Edited by: LevelLord00 at: 4/15/04 10:46 pm
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 Commodore Postpostpost Posts: 1888 (4/16/04 2:00 am) 203.213.80.106 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Lets see, catril, alt pigdin, theres no ant key! it's probably nothing, but that link redirects me to this topic again... > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5602 (4/16/04 4:22 am) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Game? That happens to me all the time with links linked to freewebs, but pasting the link in another browser (IE, since I use Opera all the time) they'll open. I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 Commodore Postpostpost Posts: 1912 (4/16/04 5:14 am) 203.213.80.106 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: Game? yeah, i just tried that about 2 hour ago. Wierd pic though! > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
Dr Villain Vortininja Posts: 98 (4/17/04 6:11 am) 152.163.252.228 Reply \| Edit \| Del	1984 I'm back, and certain people are in big trouble! It has come to my attention that Villain Technologies has been mocked repeatedly during my absence. I find it insulting that my company has been associated with faulty, weak, and highly questionable products, as well as poor security procedures. I would aprecciate it if you would please stop these insults immediately, before my metal friends go 1984 on your sorry ---es! Thank You. Villain Technologies Helping the Bad Guys since 2003
CommanderSpleen Vortininja Posts: 293 (4/17/04 6:30 am) 203.220.175.127 Reply \| Edit \| Del	VT Doesn't Intimidate Me!! *Quote:* I find it insulting that my company has been associated with faulty, weak, and highly questionable products, as well as poor security procedures. I would aprecciate it if you would please stop these insults immediately, before my metal friends go 1984 on your sorry ---es! We were using products from your Comical Badly Planned Operations: Inexpensive Solutions for Faulty, Weak, and Highly Questionable Products Catalogue released a few months ago. switches off Villain Technologies Transceiver .2A Aargh! It won't shut down!! Stupid catalogue. You must be making a fortune off these things. hides >Commander Spleen ö Cave assectatorem Ductoris Alacris ö "The universe truly seems to be set up as a platform for the actualization of our deepest and most heartfelt aspirations. It is a dynamic system propelled by nothing less than the constant flow of small miracles. But there is a catch. The universe is built to respond to our consciousness, but it will give back to us only the level of quality we put in." - James Redfield: The Celestine Vision JimSoft Lair http://jimsoftlair.tripod.com/
XkyRauh2001 Mortimer's Right Hand Man Posts: 804 (4/17/04 6:34 am) 67.94.116.143 Reply \| Edit \| Del	re: 1984 Person un-happy? Double plus un-good. --Xky
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 586 (4/17/04 9:38 am) 219.89.1.236 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: 1984 *Quote:* Stupid catalogue. You must be making a fortune off these things. Indeed, the catalouge is the SSEC [Standard Supervillian Equipment Catalouge] every item is designed to fail. just before the good guy dies, otherwise cartoon series would quickly finnish. We only complain about products that fail, my v2000 Mangling Machine [In memory of MM] was very effective at eliminating a small, problem with my neibours over excessive noise. And no one can fault you '7 miniute special' cookie cutter microexplosives. [Why 7 mins? Thats how long they take to randomly disperse in a victims bloodstream, the BOOM!] BTW: Villian Technologies = Gee, I volt on in AC hills; Ace shelling voltion, or Coitional shelving. "No one should be here" -Level Lord
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 Commodore Postpostpost Posts: 1930 (4/17/04 10:43 am) 203.213.80.237 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: 1984 *Quote:* I'm back, and certain people are in big trouble! It has come to my attention that Villain Technologies has been mocked repeatedly during my absence. I find it insulting that my company has been associated with faulty, weak, and highly questionable products, as well as poor security procedures. I would aprecciate it if you would please stop these insults immediately, before my metal friends go 1984 on your sorry ---es! hey, 'ass' is a G-Rated word ya know. > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
KeenRush Photachyon Transceiver Posts: 5644 (4/17/04 11:14 am) 212.246.17.130 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: 1984 Well, nobody else than you used it, all I see there is some '-'. :P I've got only one message for you: ++++++++[>+++++++++<-]>+++.------..+++++++++.
0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 Commodore Postpostpost Posts: 1933 (4/17/04 11:22 pm) 203.213.57.230 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: 1984 what other word could it have been? 'sorry es'? > Hello Kiddies! I'm Silly the Ghost!
LevelLord00 Vorticon Elite Posts: 594 (4/18/04 8:54 am) 210.86.45.250 Reply \| Edit \| Del	Re: re: 1984 Vas es? "No one should be here" -Level Lord

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