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Grelphy 
Vortininja
Posts: 230
(4/3/03 9:44 pm)
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Real live Billy Blaze!
WhitePages.com-BIlly Blaze
What do you know!
(and they both work... Keen lives in the US.)
(Wondering why? take a look at Keen 1's ending sequence.)
You and all those other mental wimps deserve to die!
-Mortimer Mcmire in Commander Keen 3
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KeenCommander
Vorticon Elite
Posts: 621
(4/4/03 5:15 am)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
I pick the second one 
What if he turned out to be say, 21 years old? he'd even be the right age! Naah....
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KeenRush 
Garg
Posts: 2968
(4/4/03 4:17 pm)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
Cool!
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Too Much Spare Time 
King Slug
Posts: 693
(4/29/03 1:23 pm)
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UNREAL!!!!!
I gave one of them a call and guess what...
Find out by downloading the phonecall from The Chasm of Strife!
(Unfortunately there's a LOT of phone "noise" on the line, and because it was an international call, there's a bit of a lag between responses, but it's still hear-able.)
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Flaose
Pooper, King of the Slugs
Posts: 993
(4/29/03 2:18 pm)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
 I can't believe you did that! Hilarious!!!
The clashing of the American and Australian accents, genious!
If only he'd said 'Those Shikadi are toast'!
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Too Much Spare Time
King Slug
Posts: 694
(4/29/03 2:42 pm)
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OI MATE!!
Strewth mate, that's a Kiwi accent, NOT to be confused with Australian!
  ... Or you'll start a war!
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Ilsoap
Flect
Posts: 651
(4/29/03 5:16 pm)
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Re: OI MATE!!
And he didn't hang up sooner? Is it possible for someone to stay on the line that long during a prank call?
Real or not... only you, TMST, would think of doing that. 
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KeenRush
Garg
Posts: 3236
(4/29/03 6:07 pm)
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Re: OI MATE!!
I just today checked your site and noticed that!
Very well done!
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Grelphy
Vortininja
Posts: 268
(4/29/03 7:02 pm)
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Re: OI MATE!!
Could somebody type that up for those of us who don't have easy acess to a sound card?
You and all those other mental wimps deserve to die!
-Mortimer Mcmire in Commander Keen 3
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Scizor CT
Council Janitor
Posts: 444
(4/29/03 7:47 pm)
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Re: OI MATE!!
You. Are. Insane. No doubt about it anymore. I bet that he had an interesting story to tell his friends later though...
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DSL
Vortininja
Posts: 54
(4/29/03 8:32 pm)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
LOL, that was sooo fuun I nearly shit my pants! HA HA
Guess that guy had something to think about after that.
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Xtraverse 
Stranded Fish
Posts: 2087
(4/29/03 9:22 pm)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
Hehe you should phone the other guy now
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stickmanofdoom
Grunt
Posts: 13
(4/29/03 11:10 pm)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
That was so funny! mabey we should take turns calling him and see if he will say "those shikadi are toast!" !
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KeenCommander
Vorticon Elite
Posts: 652
(4/30/03 1:30 am)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
OMG! I haven't laughed so hard in forever!
j00 0wnz, TMST!!!
Totally unbelieveable!
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Ilsoap
Flect
Posts: 652
(4/30/03 5:25 am)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
I was hoping this would go without saying, but please, PLEASE don't start a mass phone calling spree towards these people. They can't help the fact that they're named after a mildly popular sidescrolling character.
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eK
Isonian
Posts: 1166
(4/30/03 7:04 am)
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The Creator Speaks:
Hahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!
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Tom Hall, Game Designer
CCO, Co-owner -- Monkeystone Games
www.monkeystone.com
www.tomtomtom.com
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Djaser 
Holy Monk Yorp
Posts: 1396
(4/30/03 7:47 am)
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Re: The Creator Speaks:
Quote:
I gave one of them a call and guess what...
Find out by downloading the phonecall from The Chasm of Strife!
(Unfortunately there's a LOT of phone "noise" on the line, and because it was an international call, there's a bit of a lag between responses, but it's still hear-able.)
Hahahaha you are weird TMST . The call is btf good hear-able.
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Too Much Spare Time
King Slug
Posts: 695
(4/30/03 10:34 am)
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Re: The Creator Speaks:
You showed this to Tom Hall himself?
He must think I'm like one of those weird-ass fans who stalk famous singers and slit their own wrists because the lyrics told them to or something!
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KeenRush
Garg
Posts: 3237
(4/30/03 2:57 pm)
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Re: The Creator Speaks:
Yeah, call the other one now..
This may win an award.
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XkyRauh2001 
Mortimer's Right Hand Man
Posts: 543
(4/30/03 11:03 pm)
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hehe
For those who asked, here's Xky's transcription of the mp3...
{ Begin mp3 }
*beeping of numbers*
*ringing of phone*
BB: Hello?
TMST: Yeah, good day, is Billy there, please?
BB: Yes, speaking.
TMST: Heh... cool *long pause*
BB: Can I help you?
TMST: Can I just get you to say "These Shikadi are Toast" for me?
BB: What?
TMST: Just say "These Shikadi are Toast."
BB: ...Why?
TMST: Just say it. "These Shik--" (*interrupted*)
BB: Who are you?
TMST: *sigh* I'm King Sluggy, your number one fan. Is it too much to ask that you just say those four simple words for me? "These Shikadi are Toast."
BB: ...What is that supposed to mean?
TMST: You--you're Billy Blaze right? I mean come on--you're Commander Keen!
BB: I think you have the wrong number.
TMST: I-It's not like i'm asking you to ~save the universe~ or anything. Now look, I just want to hear you say "These Shikadi are Toast" (*interrupted again*)
BB: No look--I'm obviously not who you think I am.
TMST: No, no--look, I appreciate that you have a secret identity to protect, but you're not fooling me. I ~know~ you're Commander Keen.
BB: ...I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. Bye.
TMST: Hey man, just coz you've got an I.Q. of 314, doesn't give you the right to, to think you're better than the rest of us--I mean, we--
BB: No, you've got the wrong number.
TMST: N-No, wait! Vorticon IV! The Shadowlands! Fribbulus Xax! Don't these mean anything to you anymore? Shikadi soda! Yorps! Three Tooth Lake! H-Hey... the DOPEFISH. Can't forget the Dopefish. And what about the universe, eh? Not--not good enough for you, eh? Oh sure, it's all very well to save the Vorticons, and, and the Gnosticene Council, and the babysitter when Mortimer puts them all in danger...
BB: (in the background) I'm hanging up now...
TMST: ...but when the universe is toast, ~NO~ suddenly Commander Keen, defender of the galaxy, who dispenses justice with an iron fist, doesn't FEEL like getting off his big, fat, Sugar Stoopie ass and saving it. No, no, you listen to me, Billy Blaze a.k.a Commander Keen. I've waited ten friggin' years for you to save the universe, and i'm not gonna let-- (*interrupted*)
BB: ~Bye.~
TMST: No! No--no you can't just hang up! No--
*Dial tone*
TMST: Ah, damn! Son of a--!
{ End mp3 }
half of me though it was hilarious, half of me felt sorry for the poor guy. Maybe someone should send him a disk of Commander Keen Episode 4 in the mail? ;-) Might make him a little crazy, if he remembers the phone call... but it also might answer things for him. who knows.
--Xky
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Grelphy
Vortininja
Posts: 272
(5/1/03 9:34 pm)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
Geez...
I can just imagine the look on his face at the end of that.   
You and all those other mental wimps deserve to die!
-Mortimer Mcmire in Commander Keen 3
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UppyII
Vorticon Elite
Posts: 332
(5/4/03 6:27:53 am)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
TMST, he's probably hunting you down as we speak. You can't be too careful; he might just be dangerous...
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Too Much Spare Time
King Slug
Posts: 700
(5/5/03 1:30:48 pm)
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What!
I'll ring him up and menacingly enquire "What's your favourite scary computer game?"
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Flaose
Pooper, King of the Slugs
Posts: 998
(5/6/03 10:25:46 pm)
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Re: Real live Billy Blaze!
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Originally Posted by: Too Much Spare Time
Strewth mate, that's a Kiwi accent, NOT to be confused with Australian!
Meh. I can't even tell the difference from a Canadian and American accent (unless they're from the east-coast, or the American deep-south).
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