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forest123
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(2/6/03 1:08 pm)
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Keen jokes
here you can post keen jokes that are 
[Edited by Cho'gall: Removed the ALL CAPS in the subject line]
Edited by: chogall at: 2/7/03 10:22:14 pm
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KeenRush 
Garg
Posts: 2183
(2/6/03 1:41 pm)
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Re: KEEN JOKES
I don't know any, sorry! 
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Manboy
Vortininja
Posts: 86
(2/6/03 2:53 pm)
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badoomchsssh
This garg walks into a bar, screams "GAARRRRRG!"*.
*("Ouch" in the northern dark martian dialect; from latin "ARRGH": Ouch, ow, "oh no")
But seriously folks.
The only Keen joke I know is Keen Dreams.
And it wasn't very funny. 
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Manboy
Vortininja
Posts: 87
(2/6/03 2:57 pm)
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Wait wait wait
This vorticon walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Why the long face?".
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forest123
Grunt
Posts: 20
(2/6/03 5:30 pm)
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Re: keen jokes
Keen walks into a bar with all ice pepole that stole his babysitter and says "MELT" 
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KeenRush
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Posts: 2186
(2/6/03 5:39 pm)
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Re: keen jokes
Let's just say that there's no good jokes about Keen. Don't joke about him!!
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Ilsoap
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(2/6/03 7:51 pm)
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Re: keen jokes
Well, there was that site with all the jokes about the  ...
- What's a dopefish thinking about when he swims backwards?
- !yrgnuh ,miws ,miwS
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cybernetic dream 
Vortininja
Posts: 84
(2/6/03 9:33 pm)
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i searched google for 'miws' + 'dopefish'
and got this site
dopefishjustin.is-a-geek..../jokes.htm
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Grelphy 
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(2/7/03 1:04 am)
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Re: .
Wow...
Sadly, all I can do is change "real" jokes to have Keen content.
You might want to look away...
What do you call a half dozen Mortimer Mcmires at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
(okay, we won't even go there... Mort really isn't all that congruous with lawyers... Sorry to all Mort Mcmire fans and law students out there!)
Heh... 
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Xtraverse 
Stranded Fish
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(2/7/03 2:44 am)
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You're apologizing to law students??? 
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Grelphy
Vortininja
Posts: 38
(2/7/03 3:29 am)
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Erp...
Well, I know some. </bad explanation>
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Too Much Spare Time 
King Slug
Posts: 642
(2/7/03 3:44 am)
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Re: Erp...
Commander Keen, Mortimer McMire, Spot, and the Vorticon King were cruising in the Bean-With-Bacon Megarocket, when suddenly - "Danger! Danger Will Blaze! We are going to crash! Reduce payload immediately"
(Aside: Billy Blaze did NOT deisgn the space shuttle Columbia)
"We're all doomed!" proclaimed Mortimer. "Unless... we chuck a few passengers out..."
"Very well," said heroic Spot. "For Mars!" And leapt out the window to his demise.
20 seconds later...
"Danger! Danger Reduce payload!"
"For Vorticon VI!" roared the Vorticon King, springing out of the window to his doom.
10 seconds later...
"Danger! Danger Reduce payload!"
Billy and Mortimer looked at each other.
"For the Galaxy!" cried Billy...
and chucked Mortimer out the window.
(Cue canned groans)
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Vortininja
Posts: 270
(2/7/03 4:15 am)
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Re: Erp...
XD
A good one, that was.
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Ilsoap
Flect
Posts: 570
(2/7/03 7:39 am)
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Another one
Commander Keen and Spot were zooming through space in their Bean-With-Bacon Megarocket, when Keen noticed that they were low on fuel. Keen was near an interstellar gas station, so they stopped to tank up.
When Keen got there, he got out and asked the alien gas attendant how much it would cost to fill up his gas tank. The alien replied, "It'll cost ya one Spirogrip and a Bobba."
Keen got back into his spaceship, sat down, and said "We'll go somewhere else, Spot."
"Why?" Spot asked.
"Too expensive. It would cost us an arm and a leg."
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KeenRush
Garg
Posts: 2195
(2/7/03 5:58 pm)
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Re: Another one
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0 UNFLEEXABLE 0 
Vortininja
Posts: 147
(2/7/03 9:31 pm)
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Re: Another one
Good One!
BTW, I have 2 jokes...
COMMANDER KEEN DREAMS 2 : KEEN MEETS THE MEATS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHHBHHHDHHGMHUUHUHUHHAHA SNORT SNORT, GIGGLE AHBHAHBHHAHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHA.WHWHAHAHHAHAHAHWWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I WANT MORE KEEN! 
Sorry, That Joke really upsets me, but the funniest joke in
the universe is...
COMMANDER KEEN IN : THE UNIVERSE IS TOAST!
HAHHSHUDUASUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAAAAAAAAH!
BOO HOO! I WANT MY VORTIMOMMY!
Sorry, my Keen jokes make me cry more than I laugh.
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Ilsoap
Flect
Posts: 573
(2/7/03 11:54 pm)
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Re: Another one
Jokes aren't supposed to do that... maybe you're not saying them right... 
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S3
Vortininja
Posts: 114
(3/8/03 9:02 pm)
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Re: Another one
Question Joke:
Why did the dopefish cross the road?
It didn't, it stayed in the Well of Wishes.
Really Cool Joke:
A garg, a yorp and a dopefish were all about to be executed by being shot(the dopefish was one that had powers to live out of water). The team of mortimer clones that were going to do the execution decided to execute the garg first. "Tell us when you're ready!" said a clone. Three seconds later, "STORM!" yells the garg, and in the confusion, he escapes. The yorp and the dopefish both want to copy this idea. The clones take aim at the yorp, and say the same thing. Three seconds later, "FLOOD!" yells the yorp, and also escapes. The clones take aim at the dopefish, and say the same thing again. Three seconds later, the dopefish yells "FIRE!".
Dumbest CK Joke I Can Think Of:
A shikadi was working on a new machine, and he asked the Shikadi Master if he could have a break. The Shikadi Master replied "You can have a break from that, but you'll have to work on something else." "Fine by me" replies the Shikadi, "i'll work on fixing up your head."
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Killspy
Vorticon Elite
Posts: 504
(3/13/03 1:13 am)
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Re: Keen jokes
"Welcome to Burger Keen...."
This time that was intentional.
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S3
Vortininja
Posts: 143
(3/13/03 3:28 am)
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Re: Keen jokes
you gave me an idea for my first joke here, but the others you didn't
Where does Keen celebrate his birthdays?
At Burger Keen.
What is a dopefish's favourite song?
Eat Your Keen-ables
Why did the dopefish cross the road?
To burp on the other side.
Why did the dopefish cross the road?
It's keen-ables were on the other side.
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KeenRush 
Garg
Posts: 2559
(3/13/03 2:10 pm)
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Re: Keen jokes
Hmmm.. New jokes!
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S3
Vortininja
Posts: 164
(3/15/03 3:47 am)
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Re: Keen jokes
There was a dopefish that went into a bank. The dopefish went to the desk, and asked the Berkiloid on the other side "Hello. My name is Dopeyope." "Hello, Dopeyope" said the Berkiloid. They chatted for a long time, and eventually the dopefish said "Now, that's enough chat, you know all about me and I know all about you. Now, can you please hand over all your money?"
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KeenRush
Garg
Posts: 2582
(3/15/03 6:43 am)
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Re: Keen jokes
That's nice!
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S3
Vortininja
Posts: 169
(3/15/03 7:47 am)
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Re: Keen jokes
how about u post a joke?
anyway, i got another one
What did the male lick say to the pretty female lick?
I lick you!
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adurdin
Wormouth
Posts: 732
(4/15/03 7:17 am)
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Re: Keen jokes
What did the Dopefish think after it had eaten a 100-ton lump of concrete?
Sink, Sink, Hungry!
<groan>
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KeenRush
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Posts: 3111
(4/15/03 2:30 pm)
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Re: Keen jokes
 You should start your own show on tv.. 
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