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Kangarus Gyrfalcon
Vortininja
Posts: 54
(12/11/04 2:26 pm)
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Commander Keen fanfic (not a chain story)...
Here's a bit of a fan fic I began writing in a fit of insomnia, so here we go...it's called Commander Keen in: Copyright Violation.
Prologue
Mortimer McMire was sitting in his room, grumbling about his being grounded for three months. He had Rammstein on full bore, headbanging and singing badly, all the while thinking of possible plans to destroy the universe.
Looking up at the ceiling, he suddenly got a signal on his Photachyon Transceiver, or faster-than-light radio. It was from…Commander Keen?!
“Mort…I need your help…something is coming to Earth…something powerful…something terrible…something evil…”
Mort fumed. Something more evil than himself!? He couldn’t have that! So, Mortimer set about in his spaceship, the Sushi-with-Sake Ultrarocket, and left Earth to find this ship…
Australia, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
Thomas Nashe
- The Devil's Dictionary
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KeenRush 
Arachnut
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(12/11/04 7:13 pm)
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Re: Commander Keen fanfic (not a chain story)...
 Ah, sounds very promising, you're good writer. Can't wait to read what is coming by next!
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Kangarus Gyrfalcon
Vortininja
Posts: 56
(12/11/04 10:20 pm)
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Re: Commander Keen fanfic (not a chain story)...
Five hours earlier, Commander Keen was cruising through space, listening to strange alien comedies on his way to Vorticon IV with a shipment of cola; his ship encountered a huge starship.
Something was strange about the starship – it was a huge flying saucer, it seemed to be in outlandish colours.
Commander Keen opened a hailing channel with a command, and the ship replied:
“We are the Bork. Existence as you have known it is over. We shall download Britney Spears MP3s onto your hard drive without your knowledge. Resistance is futile.”
“What!? Don’t you mean the Borg?”
“Be quiet…we don’t want Paramount suing us!” the Bork ship replied.
Commander Keen tried to get away, but it was too late. Britney Spears was blaring in his speakers, and he was yelling in pain as he knew this music was beneath him.
The ship launched a tractor beam onto the tiny Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket, dragging it into its cargo hold…
Australia, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
Thomas Nashe
- The Devil's Dictionary
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KeenRush
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(12/11/04 11:02 pm)
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Re: Commander Keen fanfic (not a chain story)...
 Aaaeeaae, Spears's annoying.
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