Peter at the Dentist
Friday, 16-Jul-99 01:23:11
207.245.209.104 writes:
The guy who was going to writw the plays has gone away to Turkey. He started it, but he had no time to finish. He will be back in about three weeks. Meanwhile, just stick with original...
PETER AT THE DENTIST
scene 1: Peter in his dad's house in the morning.
Peter: hahaha! my *beep*ing dad will never find me under his bed. hahaha!
dad walks in, grabs peter, drags him out.
dad: f*** you! I will now take you to the dentist Peter! har! har! har!
peter: you'll never take me alive you foul beast! HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJAAAAAAAAA
(karate-kicks dad)
dad: why you little f************ head! Have a little of my own sh*t! har! har! har!
(chops Peter on his neck)
peter: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggg!!! My head! where is my head?!
dad: oh, yes Peter, before you go to the dentist, please grab your "head and shoulders" and put them back in place. har! har! har!
scene 2: roads
dad ties Peter in his blanket, and throws him into the trunk.
dad: har! har! you shall die slowly and painfully!
peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffff!!!
dad: har! har! har! you can't speak!
peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffff!!!
without stopping the car, dad pushes a button, and the trunk opens. Peter rolls out.
dad: har! har! har! I dropped you on the road beside the dentist's house... oh WHHOOOOOPS! It's a highway. Ah well. har! har! har!
peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff!!!
dad drives off. stops. violently turns the car around. And drives at Peter.
dad: har! har! har! now I will never have to hear your voice again. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
a car driving 100 miles per hour slams into dad's car, and sends it rolling down the hill.
dad: Peter! I'll get you for thiiiiii.........
peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff!!!
dentist walks into the highway, ignoring the traffic.
dentist: oh! hi there Peter pooh! you cute little fuzzy ball of mush! let me get you off this highway before you get hurt!
car drives over peter
dentist: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooppss! too late. so sorry peter pooh! Now come inside so that I can ... CUT OPEN YOUR TEETH!!!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!
scene 3: dentist's office
peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffff
dentist: now peter, let's unwrap that sheet...
dentists unwraps peter
peter: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE YOU PILE OF...
dentist: ...and remove your vocal cords.
peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!
dentist takes out a screw driver
dentist: if you poke this in the right place, it'll do the job.
peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
dentist reaches into Peter's throat and pokes around with the screw driver. Finally, she puts it into something, and begins twisting it.
peter:
dentist: aaaaaaaaahhh! It's working!
dentist leans over to examine Peter's teeth
dentist: aaaaah! I see you have an overbite! let me fix that!
dentist takes out a wrench
peter:
dentist: does the job a lot faster than braces, don't you agree?
peter:
dentist puts the wrench in an upright position inside Peter's mouth
dentist: you'll have to keep it that way for a month or two.
peter:
dentist looks at Peter's teeth
dentist: well, well, peter pooh. It looks like you have some cavities there! fifteen to be exact. Now let's get rid of them shall we?
dentist takes out a chainsaw
chainsaw: vrooom vrooooooom VVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................
dentist: hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!
peter: (eyes wide, eyeballs sticking out)
carefully avoiding the wrench, the dentist sticks the chain saw in Peter's mouth.
dentist: TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN,MY BOY!!!
Peter: (one of his eyes falls out)
dentist twists the chainsaw sideways, and cuts all of Peter's teeth in the middle.
dentist: now THIS is what I call a hurricane!!!
teeth go flying everywhere
chainsaw: VVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dentist: there! all done.
peter: (in sign language) give me my vocal chords back you f***head!
dentist: ooooh yes! the vocal cords!
dentist reaches into Peter's throat, and pulls a screwdriver out.
dentist: there you go, peter pooh.
peter: (mmmmffff)that's the last time I ever come here!!!
dentist: oooh that's too bad! Your dad already made arrangements to do your teeth next week.
peter: (mmmfff)NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
dad comes in
dad: PETER!!! THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE JERK! NOW LET ME FIX THAT BROKEN BACK FOR YOU!!! HAR! HAR! HAR!
peter: (mmmmmfffffff) NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Snortimer
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