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Peter at the Dentist
Friday, 16-Jul-99 01:23:11

    207.245.209.104 writes:

    The guy who was going to writw the plays has gone away to Turkey. He started it, but he had no time to finish. He will be back in about three weeks. Meanwhile, just stick with original...

    PETER AT THE DENTIST


    scene 1: Peter in his dad's house in the morning.

    Peter: hahaha! my *beep*ing dad will never find me under
    his bed. hahaha!

    dad walks in, grabs peter, drags him out.

    dad: f*** you! I will now take you to the dentist Peter! har! har! har!

    peter: you'll never take me alive you foul beast!
    HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJAAAAAAAAA

    (karate-kicks dad)

    dad: why you little f************ head! Have a little of
    my own sh*t! har! har! har!

    (chops Peter on his neck)

    peter: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggg!!! My head! where is my head?!

    dad: oh, yes Peter, before you go to the dentist, please
    grab your "head and shoulders" and put them back in
    place. har! har! har!

    scene 2: roads

    dad ties Peter in his blanket, and throws him into the
    trunk.

    dad: har! har! you shall die slowly and painfully!

    peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffff!!!

    dad: har! har! har! you can't speak!

    peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffff!!!

    without stopping the car, dad pushes a button, and the
    trunk opens. Peter rolls out.

    dad: har! har! har! I dropped you on the road beside the
    dentist's house... oh WHHOOOOOPS! It's a highway.
    Ah well. har! har! har!

    peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff!!!

    dad drives off. stops. violently turns the car around.
    And drives at Peter.

    dad: har! har! har! now I will never have to hear your
    voice again. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG

    a car driving 100 miles per hour slams into dad's car,
    and sends it rolling down the hill.

    dad: Peter! I'll get you for thiiiiii.........

    peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffff!!!

    dentist walks into the highway, ignoring the traffic.

    dentist: oh! hi there Peter pooh! you cute little fuzzy
    ball of mush! let me get you off this highway before you
    get hurt!

    car drives over peter

    dentist: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooppss! too late. so
    sorry peter pooh! Now come inside so that I can
    ... CUT OPEN YOUR TEETH!!!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!

    scene 3: dentist's office

    peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffff

    dentist: now peter, let's unwrap that sheet...

    dentists unwraps peter

    peter: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME
    ALIVE YOU PILE OF...

    dentist: ...and remove your vocal cords.

    peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!

    dentist takes out a screw driver

    dentist: if you poke this in the right place, it'll do
    the job.

    peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

    dentist reaches into Peter's throat and pokes around
    with the screw driver. Finally, she puts it into
    something, and begins twisting it.

    peter:

    dentist: aaaaaaaaahhh! It's working!

    dentist leans over to examine Peter's teeth

    dentist: aaaaah! I see you have an overbite! let me fix
    that!

    dentist takes out a wrench

    peter:

    dentist: does the job a lot faster than braces, don't
    you agree?

    peter:

    dentist puts the wrench in an upright position inside
    Peter's mouth

    dentist: you'll have to keep it that way for a month or
    two.

    peter:

    dentist looks at Peter's teeth

    dentist: well, well, peter pooh. It looks like you have
    some cavities there! fifteen to be exact. Now
    let's get rid of them shall we?

    dentist takes out a chainsaw

    chainsaw: vrooom vrooooooom
    VVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................

    dentist: hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!

    peter: (eyes wide, eyeballs sticking out)

    carefully avoiding the wrench, the dentist sticks the
    chain saw in Peter's mouth.

    dentist: TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN,MY BOY!!!

    Peter: (one of his eyes falls out)

    dentist twists the chainsaw sideways, and cuts all of
    Peter's teeth in the middle.

    dentist: now THIS is what I call a hurricane!!!

    teeth go flying everywhere

    chainsaw: VVVVVRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    dentist: there! all done.

    peter: (in sign language) give me my vocal chords back
    you f***head!

    dentist: ooooh yes! the vocal cords!

    dentist reaches into Peter's throat, and pulls a
    screwdriver out.

    dentist: there you go, peter pooh.

    peter: (mmmmffff)that's the last time I ever come here!!!

    dentist: oooh that's too bad! Your dad already made
    arrangements to do your teeth next week.

    peter: (mmmfff)NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    dad comes in

    dad: PETER!!! THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE JERK! NOW LET ME
    FIX THAT BROKEN BACK FOR YOU!!! HAR! HAR! HAR!

    peter: (mmmmmfffffff) NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    Snortimer

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